25 Funniest Math Jokes, Riddles and Pick up Lines Ever



Why did Descartes disappear into  thin air? Have you ever been hit on with “I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves”? And what exactly does it mean? Find out in 25 funniest math jokes, riddles and pick up lines ever!

Math is one serious subject. If you take a look around you, almost everything was made in accordance with it. Your furniture, the chair you’re sitting on, your computer (we’ll take it that your smoothie or coffee is pure physics)… In order for all those to materialize, someone had to do serious calculations. Isn’t it strange how so many of us struggled with Algeria? Or was it algebra? For some unfathomable reason, even though it is very practical and challenging, math isn’t everyone’s favorite subject. However, that doesn’t mean they don’t enjoy math jokes, riddles and pick up lines.

Even though something is serious, people just love making fun of it! Some of the jokes are kids friendly, while the others will needs some advanced calculus knowledge. Either way, memorizing them won’t hurt because there’s always an occasion for a good joke. Also, the pick up lines are there to help you get the phone number, or even more than you hoped for. You can use them on Tinder, or at parties. By the way, girls can be math students, but not necessarily. If you choose to chat one of math major students up, make sure you know what you’re saying. Or just be honest and ask for some help in joke clarification. Of course, pretend like you know what she’s talking about.

So, if you feel like having a laugh, or at least a smirk, check out Insider Monkey’s 25 funniest math jokes, riddles and pick up lines ever!